Corporations
I work for a big corporation. Well I don’t know if its really big when compared to other corporations but its much bigger than the little company that I used to work for that was bought by the corporation that I now work for. Be that as it may in the past I’ve made disparaging remarks about the corporation that I now work for and corporations in general. It’s kind of fashionable to do that kind of thing if you’re an OSS Linux tech geeky kind of guy. Corporations Evil!!! Just read about Microsoft on Slash Dot and you’ll get this gist of what I mean. Lately I’ve been appreciative of the corporation I work for. There are several reasons for this change of attitude. One of them is that I am still employed. I’ve got an open position in Jersey and I see stacks of resumes from people that just a few months ago were working at big investment banks and hedge funds that have imploded. Comparing these pedigrees to mine is like comparing a Westminster Dog Show Best of Breed to some mutt in a dog pound. Suffice it to say I am glad I still have a job. The other reason that my attitude about the big corporation has changed is largely philosophical. I think that in an increasingly crowded world the ideal of individualism is outmoded or maybe it would be better to say that the priority placed on individualism is excessive. I think more priority should be placed on utilitarianism. The good of the many outweighs the good of the few. The big corporation is comprised of many individuals working together for the good of the corporation and it’s shareholders. In return for this work the individuals are rewarded. Some individuals are rewarded to a disproportionate degree but all individuals are rewarded. Sometimes a few individuals are discarded but this is generally done for the benefit of the corporation as a whole. The good of the many outweighs the good of the few. Sometimes dealing bureaucracy in the big corporation is a bit frustrating when compared to doing things in a little start up but it stands to reason that one has to be more collaborative when dealing with many more people. As long as the bureaucracy doesn’t become a reason for people to not do things or to delay doing things or to shift responsibility it’s really not much of a problem. So I try to be a good little worker bee anonymously doing my part for the greater whole. I get my allotment of honey and all is good.






Oh my God!!! You have succumbed to the dark side. Yes - for the most of my career I’ve been a part of the dark side as a loyal corporate employee. But I thought I would never read something like this from you.
As for Best of Breed vs the Mutt, let’s review this analogy. Most Mutts, because of the diverse genetics, are healthy, vibrant, balanced animals. Where as with the Best of Breeds, the inbreeding causes all sorts of ailments and weaknesses that are not apparent until it is to late. Thier pedigree may look great, but beware of the baggage they bring with them.
Comment by Marty — February 11, 2009 @ 8:34 am
Thanks Marty
I never thought of that angle of the Mutt analogy but you’re right. I’ve had several dogs, most of them purebreds but the best, most robust dog I ever had was a mutt I rescued.
Comment by John Murphy — February 11, 2009 @ 8:48 pm
wow. the economy is really in the crapper when Murphy starts defending big corporations. truly frightening.
Comment by JEB — February 17, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
oh dear. what provoked this cataclysmic speech?
Comment by Snoopy — June 6, 2009 @ 10:56 pm